Well, not exactly. He wasn’t found behind the wheel intoxicated, as was the case when he was arrested this past August. However, he is operating a liquor store in the state of Massachusetts, according to a new report by TMZ. All the while, of course, assiduously avoiding the outstanding deportation order against him. Call me a cynic, but something tells me that his chance of dying from natural causes-or an alcohol-induced accident-is much greater than the odds of ICE ever carrying out that order to completion. Just like good, ol’ Aunt Zeituni, I’m afraid we won’t be hearing of a return trip to Kenya for Onyango Obama any time soon. A deplorable situation-except for the illegal inebriate in question-which we can thank his nephew for. Then again, the current governor of the Bay State isn’t making things any easier for American citizens either.
Hat Tip: Weasel Zippers.